The Top Job Interview Blunders on Twitter

The Top Job Interview Blunders on Twitter Everyones got an embarrassing interview tale to tell and hearing about other peoples job interview blunders is guaranteed to make us  feel ever so slightly better about our own awkward interview experiences. Luckily for us, the Twittersphere is full of peoples contributions of funny and downright unfortunate interview anecdotes and scenarios. We have selected some of the best interview tales, pointers, and quotes on Twitter, so if you think your interview went bad, heres a little reminder that it could always be worse! There are the wise words of advice: Job interview tip: Tell them youre not an applicant, youre an appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) October 1, 2013 Happy Friday #interviewfail or #win ?????? pic.twitter.com/137c2lIpkS Ellie K (@elliekosto) October 8, 2015 #InterviewMistake: The parking lot is still fair territory. So, dont smoke, curse, litter, spit, or masturbate. Yes, I said litter. Van Damage (@vdemske) January 5, 2010 The face-palm moments: Karma the guy who pushed past me on the tube and then suggested I go F myself just arrived for his interviewwith me Matt Buckland (@ElSatanico) February 16, 2015 https://twitter.com/LegitConrad/status/557053749949399040 The words that are probably best left unsaid: We are hiring and interviewing like crazy @blue_latitude so this tickled me. #interviewfail #pharma #marketingjobs pic.twitter.com/XFjWIM16bx Mark Walmsley (@MarkWalmsley) May 21, 2014 https://twitter.com/ivanforondajr/status/517269474605797376 Not that Id say this in an interview, but thats my kind of long-term plan @onlymarketing #interviewfail pic.twitter.com/0AEbVhzd8T Natasha Preocanin (@NatashaPreo) September 12, 2016 Anyway, they dropped the charges. #FiveWordsToRuinAJobInterview Ross Teddy Craig (@RossTeddyCraig) January 19, 2015